Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
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We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
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We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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