a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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