goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
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Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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