I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
that's an acceptable place to lick
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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