Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
It's never too late to be topless.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
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How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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