I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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