Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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