How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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