JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
accomplished twins. life is a go
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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