yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
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And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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