The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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