i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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