Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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