I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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