I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
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Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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