honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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