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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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