why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
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I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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