I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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