Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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