just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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