Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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