I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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