I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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