NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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