dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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