Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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