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I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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