why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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