Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
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We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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