I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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