Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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