He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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