I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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