i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
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