I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I'm just crazy horny about you
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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