I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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