just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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