what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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