TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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