there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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