she's into porn, im staying here tonight
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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