The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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