I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
