im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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