Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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