i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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