He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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