Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
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Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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