ya dads aren't the best wingmen
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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