Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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