How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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