I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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