I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
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I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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