glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
