yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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